I Wouldn’t Open A Can Of Worms If I Were You You’ll Only Be Disappointed

Written, Directed and Performed by Ron MegasonGreece

Wed 9/24 3:30pm

drama, comedy, tragedy, 60 min.

The Man finds himself home… Athens, Greece. I thought I’d make the trip with someone… it’s just me. I arrive at the gate. The baby center Metre. I have to be brave. I walk the long corridor my adopted mother spoke of, the Gotenborg is where I laid. There has been a break, I have an uncle Nicolaos, he voted in Patras – my mother’s name is Areti – in Greek, it means virtue. I stay close, just in case – I pray. I board a red jet boat across the sea to Hydra. I sit down feeling safe. I walk to the back – it’s open, I see the deep blue sea - it hits me, salty, the jet tosses me… I notice a tall lean boy laughing – smoking, enjoying the ride. How will I speak to him… we’re already speaking. I'll ask him where to dive. Photo by Brad Calcaterra. Recommended for: adults, theatre community, LGBTQ community.

2014 United Solo, the world’s largest solo theatre festival, celebrates its 5th anniversary season and its dynamic expansion in scope and popularity. All shows are staged at Theatre Row: 410 West 42nd Street, New York City. TICKETS, with a price of $19.25 (including a $1.25 theatre restoration charge) are available at the Theatre Row Box Office and online through Telecharge at www.telecharge.com. You may also call Telecharge at 212-239-6200. When placing your reservation, please provide: the FESTIVAL name (United Solo Theatre Festival), the name of THEATRE (Theatre Row – The Studio Theatre), and the specific DAY and TIME of SHOW you would like to see.  
 


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