If I Were Me… I’d Know What I Want Buy Tickets 

Performed by Pamela ZiemannWashington

Fri 10/6 7:30pm

drama, comedy, storytelling, 55 min.

Farmer’s daughter enters a Dairy Princess contest while secretly wanting to be at an Alice Cooper concert. Hoping for romantic adventures, she moves to Indonesia. Returns to her Minnesota farm to find the land filled with genetically modified seed. Magically, a gnome shows up hinting at how she's been modified too. Her 50-year journey searching for and finding her true nature. Director: Brenda Adelman. Recommended for: all audiences. Links: artist, video, facebook.

2017 United Solo is the world’s largest solo theatre festival, currently in its 8th season. All shows are staged at Theatre Row: 410 West 42nd Street, New York City. TICKETS, with a price of $35 (plus a $2.25 Theatre Restoration Charge) are available at the Theatre Row Box Office and online through Telecharge at www.telecharge.com. You may also call Telecharge at 212-239-6200. When placing your reservation, please provide: the FESTIVAL name (United Solo Theatre Festival), the name of THEATRE (Theatre Row – The Studio Theatre), and the specific DAY and TIME of SHOW you would like to see.