No, I Won’t Take You To The Airport! Sold Out 

Written and Performed by Courtney AbbiatiCalifornia

Sat 9/23 6:00pm

drama, comedy, storytelling, 55 min.

The story of a girl who did everything she was supposed to do and ended up exactly where she never wanted to be, freezing, behind a desk, at a job she hates. As Courtney desperately tries to not hate her current place in the world she brings to light everything that got her there. This a story of completely true stories. Director: Ryan Weiss. Recommended for: teenagers, adults, elderly, theatre community, LGBTQ community. Link: show.

2017 United Solo is the world’s largest solo theatre festival, currently in its 8th season. All shows are staged at Theatre Row: 410 West 42nd Street, New York City. TICKETS, with a price of $35 (plus a $2.25 Theatre Restoration Charge) are available at the Theatre Row Box Office and online through Telecharge at You may also call Telecharge at 212-239-6200. When placing your reservation, please provide: the FESTIVAL name (United Solo Theatre Festival), the name of THEATRE (Theatre Row – The Studio Theatre), and the specific DAY and TIME of SHOW you would like to see. 

*If you are interested in purchasing tickets for a SOLD-OUT performance, check with the Theatre Row Box Office on the day of the show. Should there be any last-minute returns, tickets will become available on a first-come, first-served basis.