Starring Bernadette Cranage

November 15 at 2:00 pm
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An amazing offer. Technology take over. Enter Dianna, cyborg version. In the call centre, Dianna Dynamic smashes targets like watermelons. Nailing it. All the time. Booking dot yeah! With her thick investment portfolio, she’s living the dream. Rewind. Washed up Dianna, human version, needs to use the remains of her 401(k) to fix her hips and knees. Along comes The Centre with a lifeline; ‘become cyborg, you’ll never look back.’ Simple right? No. Exhilarated, riding atop the wave of success, Dianna overhears The Machine scheduling her termination date. At the scrapheap for superseded cyborgs, Dianna meets The Inquisitor, who… This dystopian memoir looks at human worth vs technology and how the world’s perfectionism determines a person’s value. Theatre Thoughts reviewer, Carla Di Maggio headlined the show a triumph, giving it a 4/5 star review. Show director is four time gold logie award winner Lisa McCune. Vocal coach is the exceptional Lisa Anne Porter. Dianna’s Melbourne to New York flight path is set with anticipation as she prepares to share her story in the city that never sleeps. At last. Booking dot dreams dot amazing go wild.
Performer/Writer: Bernadette Cranage, Director: Lisa McCune, Vocal Coach: Lisa Anne Porter, Lighting Designer: Maddison Butterworth
