Starring Michael F. Toomey

November 4 at 2:00 pm
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In No Body Cares: America’s Favorite Healthcare System, audiences are transported to a world where even Death can’t afford to die. After a near-fatal horse accident, Death finds themselves trapped in the endless, surreal maze of the American healthcare system — facing insurance forms, hold music, and bureaucratic indifference.
What follows is a biting yet playful exploration of mortality, capitalism, and the strange ways we navigate systems meant to care for us. Blending satire, physical comedy, clown, and theatrical storytelling, No Body Cares invites audiences to laugh at the absurdities of modern life while reflecting on the deeply human questions beneath them.
Performed by Michael F. Toomey and developed with The Humanist Project, the show is irreverent, physical, and deeply human.
Mia Alexandra — Creative Collaborator
Fernando Zermeno Garavito — Creative Collaborator
Jon-Mykul Bowen — Creative Collaborator
Sheila Bandyopahdyay – Clown Consultant
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UNITED SOLO* is the world’s largest solo theatre festival. For twenty seasons, it has presented the very best in solo performance from around the globe. Founded by Omar Sangare with the mission of uniting a diverse community of artists passionate about storytelling in all its forms, the festival has grown into an internationally recognized platform for singular voices. From its home base at Theatre Row in the heart of New York City’s Theatre District, United Solo has presented over 2,000 productions. With festivals held each fall and spring, it continues to champion both emerging and established artists, bringing powerful and distinctive stories to audiences in New York City and beyond.
