Starring Nikki MacCallum
March 11, 2023 @ 7:00pm
March 12, 2023 @ 4:00pm
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Nikki MacCallum’s “Things I Know Now” is a mix of standup and original comedy songs that will teach you everything you’d wish you’d known before you grew up! Starting with a showtune themed Bat Mitzvah, MacCallum takes us on a journey as she navigates adulthood. Along the way, she learns some hard lessons not covered in any course syllabus… like cutting your own bangs is not a good idea. While accompanying herself at the piano, Nikki sings about her woes at the laundromat, traumas over credit scores, and cryptic cholesterol levels. As the show progresses, Nikki tackles “meatier” topics like the decision to freeze her eggs, discovering that it’s not the only thing you can freeze. Turns out, you can freeze beef too, and Nikki sings about it in all its glory! Directed by Broadway’s Kelvin Moon Loh, “Things I Know Now” follows Nikki as she deals with the stress of arguing with an airline, the perils of juice cleanses and the heartbreak of loss. It’ll make you laugh and cry, and maybe even clarify what a mortgage is!
Writer: Nikki MacCallum
Director: Kevin Moon Loh
Running Time: 60 min.
Category: Comedy